For real xD I’m in the same boat, haha. There apparently is a secret invite form though. This is what they gave me:
If you are interested in being considered for our annual memberships beta program when more spots are available, please complete this form: https://forms.gle/ZXaBLGHidtNtRTmo7
I’m uncertain of the timeline for when more spots will become available, however, if you are eligible and a spot opens up for you, a member of the Patreon team will reach out with more information.